Pick up your own dropped nut, dude! Fearing murder & mayhem in national parks

Don’t you go NEAR those elk!

This week’s true crime comedy podcast episode has your hosts fearing national parks and murders & mysteries therein, including the unexplained broad daylight disappearance of Morgan Heimer in the Grand Canyon, the Shenandoah National Park double murders* of Lollie Winans & Julie Williams, and not one but TWO horrible humans who kill their wives in national parks and thus get caught for murdering their previous wife.

Along the way, your hosts address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like: CAN you be an a**hole without being a murderer?

Why is Becky threatening to Silence-of-the-Lambs-Merie?

Who amongst us takes pride in her ability to…dial AAA?! 🙋‍♀️

How big of a badass girl is serial killer survivor Kara Robinson? (hint: maybe the biggest badass ever.)

Come for the hiking friends without benefits. Stay for Merie’s verrrry different rules for the guy’s side of the Korean spa. Stay to the end for the super-sexy-yet-completely-uninformed life insurance talk. #yourewelcome

Follow Tourons of Yellowstone and be prepared for the 🤦🏼‍♀️😒🤦🏻‍♀️ of it all.

Please consider giving to the Morgan Heimer scholarship fund to “offer a new beginning, fresh perspective, and unparalleled educational experience to a future Semester at Sea voyager," according to their website.

Also, someone get Merie a bear bell. Please. Now.

*This episode was recorded way back THE DAY BEFORE the murders of Lolly & Julie were announced to have been solved! Thus, a minisode will be coming up with all the details!

Sources include almost toooooo many to count! Blue Ridge Outdoors, WaPo, Trailed by Kathrine Miles, New York Post,. East Idaho News, Sundial Press, Out, Coloradopolitics.com, westwood.com, freerangeamerican.us, trailsunblazed blog, Cleveland 5 News

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