This week’s podcast episode takes us into super-secret lives. Becky and Merie talk about that police chief in Texas with a wife and TWO fiancées (!), Merie’s secret agent dad, and other various and sundry serial killers roaming the streets. Along the way, they address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like:

Has anyone seen Becky’s wine?

Who else has a secret girlfriend in Kansas? (Who doesn’t?!)

What Texas town has the worst weather in the USA? AND the worst police chief?

Do you want to be a part of a footsie-based Harvard lab experiment? (Us, either!)

What covert activity is Merie likely engaging in when she’s alone in front of the mirror?

What is Merie’s secret life involving a boxed set of Dawson’s Creek? And which one of the ladies is still crushing hard on Pacey - er, Joshua Jackson?

Will you invite the ladies to your furry convention?

Note: Skip over minute 12 if you plan to watch The Undoing.

Sources for this episode include: Daily News. Daily Mail. The Times. Psychology Today. And, for some reason, Wikihow.