Welcome to the Narcissism Subdivision! Fearing death by selfie & selfie-taking murderers

What could go wrong?

This week’s podcast dives into the curious case of “The Selfie Murderer” Amanda Taylor, and other various and sundry selfie-related deaths. Along the way, your hosts address the burning questions you didn’t even know you had, like:.

Is that an alien egg or a green vagina?

Who amongst us isn’t too crazy for ISIS?

What behavior does Merie engage in that totally wigs out a Disney dolphin trainer?

Can you forgive Becky for being super bummed about all the mass shootings? Thank you. (Also, she’s sorry for being really cleavage-y. It’s not her fault.)

How come the “Wild West” had strict gun regulation back then, yet we can’t pull our shit together today?

Why is Merie threatening to take Becky to a museum specifically designed for Becky’s waking nightmare (aka, selfies)?

Can you leave the quote mark hanging? (Not if Merie has anything to say about it!)

Come for the cross-heavy decor. Stay for Becky’s official Senate campaign slogan (against the universally loathed Ted Cruz 🤮) coined by her future campaign manager Merie. Trust me: it’s a good one.

Follow Influencers in the Wild. Do it now.

In the meantime, check out Amanda’s confession video. What a creep.

Sources for this episode include: Daily Mail. The Conversation. Boston Globe. CNN.