A cheese sandwich leads to murder by librarian? Fearing vicious & murderous squatters

WE’RE BAAAAACK!!!! This week’s podcast episode has Merie & Becky attempting to take on the terrifying phenomenon known as house squatting (and not the potty-related kind - eww) and a Netflix show called “Worst Roommate Ever.” Along the way, they address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like:

Is “Bye Karen” the new “Bye Felicia?” 🤞🏻

What fear-inducing activity is Merie doing with her husband’s phone while he’s asleep at night?

Does Merie need to see the tooth that’s all rotted out in the back of your head (or does she just want to!)?

Do you want to see Merie’s weird cat fetish stuff? (Neither does Becky!)

Does Becky judge you when she peers in your windows while you’re having sex? (You’ll never know!)

Can Merie…count? (Depends: Are Becky’s f-bombs in this episode numbered closer to 0 or 25?!?)

Does Merie have stores of squatters and even strangers living in her mom’s attic? (Of course she does!)

Come for the U-Haul inflicted PTSD. Stay to witness Merie becoming her mother.

Also, you’re not taking Becky’s fucking cat.

Sources include: New Yorker. D Magazine. Listverse. AppleNews.