For this year’s continuation of the 12 Fears of Christmas, join Becky & Merie as they discuss terrifying holiday shopping, sappy Hallmark movies, and some creeeeeeepy Christmastime disappearances. Along the way, they spread unconfirmed disinformation about Walmart & modern slavery. Also:

What’s all this about the violence in an invented county called Clarecork in Ireland?

How long do those Forever 21 dresses last before they disintegrate? Long enough for you to snag yourself a prince from Malvadeniastan?

Anyone want to join Merie in all her watching of German torture porn instead of “My Christmas Prince”?

How ‘bout the scary & rapey guy who turns out to be prince AND saves the town square?!

Want some “Christmas at Six Flags” or “Christmas in My Basement”?

Also, Becky apologizes for the horrible French accents attempted by your pod-coasts.

So…grab your pepper spray and let’s go shopping!